NO FUCK NO DRAGONORBS

What the fuck have you done?

Are you satisfied now?

Yeah, I watched it, and by God, I have never raged as hard as I ever could... everything everything was HOLLY-FUCKING-WOOD. I realize this will become just as many as other skeptics and critics blogs on this fucking movie a rage fest, I just didn't believe it. Deep inside me I believe Toriyama would put a stop to this, or at least make the movie a bit like his ever loved classic.

Why I RAGED:

1. Let me see..."Namaste" I think that is okay...until Chow Yun Fatt decide to say it, and his Sifu is called Norris?! (The hell did this came from? I know he has a rival and he ain't an afro american in a yellow shaolin dud)

2. Fucking illogical... first he was like... kid with a gift, halfway through, without ever going all the explanation, he could FUCKING 10,000 BC RUN WITH A BACKPACK 5 TIMES HIS SIZE CHASING DOWN A FUTURISTIC SUPERBIKE AT THE SAME PACE! (the hell?) (not to mention he could move Ala Agent Smith fighting with Roshi first)

3. Set up, without going through the label wise, which in Toriyama's world a world where aliens, robots, werewolves, mankind all lived in peace...this world is a jumble juxtaposition of Post Apocalyptic with Minority Report futura standards...yet again, there are Indians, living in a village...next to what appears to be modern day university there is a house...made of chinese standards, and an old temple with Kung Fu students directly above a New York like place. HOO HAA. (Toriyama was good enough to balance that out, this movie did not even try)

4. The fuck what? Dark as shit fight scenes with aliens? Lack of characterization? Piccolo "LOL I AM A MEGALOMANIAC" and annoying as fuck wannabe be a redneck Yamcha? That all went to hell.

5. Kame-hame-HAH! Apparently it can be used to heal people now...and bring them back to life. (include cliche scene where Goku apparently spoke with grandpa..."no, it is not your time yet" (eerie voice echoes...) also...apparently Goku can fly now towards the end...shooting Kamehameha while bursting upwards with Piccolo ended in ONE SHOT.

6. What happened to the epic fight between him and the monsters? It could have been great, remember than Dragon? And that the cruel Dragonman who killed the villagers? Could have been done better...especially since the monsters were DARK AS SHIT I CAN'T SEE A THING OTHER THAN THEM GETTING THROWN INTO LAVA LOL.

7. The epic fight between Piccolo by Toriyama...it was the good fight, before all the other jazz-it-up enemies appeared... you name it, Freeza, Cell, Buu, Vegeta, etc...the power levels... IT IS BELOW 9000! It was ended so quickly, Piccolo spent more time circling the air while under Ma Fu Ba (hehehe...shitty name), rolling around and talking shit than actually fighting, and when he did...it was all ended. snap!
Piccolo was supposed to mean "Tiny" by the way in Italian I think...serves that right, pencil dick. All your powers....(holding down Gohan with PSYCHIC powers, CRASHING A HOUSE BY BALLING UP YOUR FIST, sent the fish flying by pulsing all waters out from a river, blew up an entire town with a small dose of power...) ALL THAT AND HE DIDN'T EVEN USE IN A REAL FIGHT TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE. ARE YOU SO EVIL YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED?!

8. Oh hi, large as hell APE MAN, good work...Gohan sure knowns the best things in the fabric business...IT CAN EXPAND MORE THAN THE HULK'S PANTS AND NOT GET TORN! See that scene? That is shit...he turned 40 times large and he went back, his clothes fit as snug as a motherfucker on a rollercoaster after 40 pints of Stella Artois! (by that, I mean the complete opposite)


I guess, that is about it.

So, in all honesty, if you spare one moment...allow me to take a deep breath.

This movie has wasted all my good hopes on Hollywood... SERIOUSLY, can't you guys do it like Watchmen did it? Batman? Maybe even Hulk (the remake)? I don't ask for much, there is just no justification for churning this horror out.

Congrats, Toriyama can't even justify your faggotry.

Final Verdict

THIS MOVIE IS THE GAYEST THING IN A GAY UNIVERSE EVER TO BE MADE SO GAYLY INCOMPREHENSIBLY GAY THAN THE GAYEST THING EVER TO BE GAY ABOUT.

like this...only worse.

Why so negative?

This is my fetish and so is yours.

You will watch this stream and like it.

I guarantee it



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This is Kigurumi

Many hate it, even on the obscure fetishistic playground that is the internet. However, I love it, and so should you.

You don't HATE COSPLAY even when there is a MALE CC or a MALE YOKO, so why not?

This is cosplay, elevated to a higher level of detail, there is nothing wrong with it, people want to look more anime than donning a hand sewn costume, so they went the extra mile, I suppose yes, you can call this as an abomination, to some, it is a passion.

Instead of ostracizing it, should you not be criticizing (positively so) for their effort?

That is what that separates the open minded from people who just don't see it beyond the surface. Hours are spent on this, possibly months alone with the mask, sometimes, it is life risking because of the solvents used to make them.

All that, and the passion burns, you wouldn't hate a Pokemon cosplay, or Mickey mouse, those are KIGURUMI too, believe it.

Of course, to be said fairly, the MORE YOU HATE IT, THE MORE IT GROWS


I like to take a moment to expose you, whom are outsiders, or people who simply do not think about it, what Kigurumi takes:

1. dedication
2. soul
3. heart
4. love
5. preserverance

Dedication:





It is not easy, to begin with you need time, and when you found time, you must dedicate to your hobby. It is not just a hobby for someone like this, it is not just a mask. It is an embodiment of character, beyond cosplay, or perhaps similiar, it is the soul of which you dedicate to.

Try asking a cosplayer who does all their costumes :
1. how much time did you take? - Long
2. how much did you spend?? - Depends, but it is a lot over the years
3. how much effort? - Incalculable.
4. Why? Out of love

Kigurumi players especially the guys, go through a regiment of strict dieting to get into costumes, some wear tight corsets, other disguise with intense detail from breast pads, bras, cockstraps, butt pads, leg pads, skin corsets etc... the dedication alone shows you just what it takes to do the same as they. Do you have such a passion that you can dedicate yourself to? No? You should look to them for inspiration then.

2. Soul
While we argue it is badly done a kig, a soul is poured into making it into a photo shoot, it takes time, money, and most of all courage. The courage to transform yourself, is not easily acquired.

3. Heart
Storage, care, after care, cleaning, all takes specific effort, but that is the touch added after the cake is made.
Making the mask takes effort, poisonous substances are used, polyurethane and the sorts of things we don't even know how to apply. A mass amount of knowledge is dedicated to transforming what is seemingly a piece of molded plastic to a beautiful mask, true dedication is given to the every detail, every curvature, every bit. If you hate your own mask, you make it again...the effort alone is appalling. That deserves respect.

4. Love
Without love you can never begin, people who doubted the love for Kigurumi, must first face their demons, only then can you create the one mask you love.

5. Preserverance
Without this, no amount of love will help you. Failing at making your first mask? Do it again. Fail at your first shooting? Again! The ability to withstand countless tries, countless remakes, redefine your mask, and redefining your character, and then refining your moment on the lens...takes true preserverance

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I hope you understand and let the hate slide.

SON...I AM DISSAPOINT

TITLE BLOG MOOD: OH YES KOGASA KOGASA KOGASA SUCK MY DICK

"SON, I AM DISSAPOINT"

Yukari: "NO KOGASA, YOU ARE NOT A PART OF THE PARASOL CLUB WE CANNOT ALLOW...EXCEPT UNDER SPECIAL FAVORS."

That was what she heard, and she feared in her head...how can this be? I am a new character right? aren't new characters supposed to be welcomed to the club and not prosecuted?

Yuka: "Well, we can consider letting you join...but there is a catch."

Kogasa knew she shouldn't have asked, the Parasol Initiation is one of vulgar means, and even worse so, is the fact that you need to sacrifice your precious thing. Kogasa is a virgin for the most case...she likes horror movies, and every once in a while she comes across those things that adults do in those movies...she always watches them. Trembling in her heart even, she lifted her skirt as Yukari patted her head. Here in this underground chamber...there is nothing left to save her from the grasp of the 3 existing members... all Mistresses...but she is not one, soon however..maybe, she will be. She just has to grab this chance and lose something...a little sacrifice for the big prize.


Yukari: "Good girl...lift it higher...oh ho ho...you are Paipan! That is so cute!

Yuka: "Tell me...is this your first time?"

Kogasa could only give a soft nod, face beet red from acknowledging.

Remilia: "See, that is why I love virgins..."

Yuka and Yukari: "Us too..."


Kogasa trembled even further as she felt the tickling of her buttocks, before Yukari's hands reached inside her panties and stroked her crotch. It became wet and she could feel every single sensation. She raised her own dress and uncovered her member, raising to the appropriate level, she entered Kogasa forcibly without lubrication...not that she needed any extra, but it hurt so bad Kogasa opened her mouth to form a small yelp. However, before the yelp could finish, she felt Yuka's stick placed on her lips, as Yuka herself played with it by stroking it, each movement hardened her member a bit more with Kogasa looking fearfully into Yuka's eyes.


Yuka: "Lick it...and put this in your mouth...don't you dare bite it or I will kill you and the club membership is off. No second chances!" Yuka threatened, her red eyes showing she is serious.


Kogasa opened her lips, tasting the salty and slippery object attached to Yuka's crotch on her tongue. The thing slowly slipped into her mouth, the softness began to slide in and out of her mouth as she lose her ability to talk. The smell horrid and stinky, musky and thick with pre-cum layering her lips and mouth inside, but she could only do it... It is all for the greater good.


Tonight, Kogasa died a little inside, this wasn't the Gensokyo she wanted to be in...all she wanted, was to scare people...why had it come to this?


She cried.


(end?)

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That went well
My alter ego Touhou ⑨ at Forumwarz won its own INCIT affair lol.

I play as a 25 year old American soldier whom returned from the war at Afghanistan with my dick gone from an explosion and a surgery went wrong replaced by a castrated-victims-use-only tube that is used to pee. (hence picture of a messed up faggot with no dick and a face full of war paint) My alter ego Touhou ⑨ has enough dementia to scare children away and write 3 books over thicker than Ludlum's Bourne Identity.

Touhou ⑨ is a extremely messed up individual who is also a gay man, growing some 6 foot tall, he is slender, near pale white, an addiction of drugs and war games, reading war books, and eager to write a biography. He suffers from not having a penis at a tender age of 25, and heavily distorted reality view of the world through his not so eager eyes.

Touhou ⑨ is a fetish in himself, wearing stiletto army boots which he designed himself and prefer short pants that expose his entire leg which is little or very much hairless. (like pic). Take drugs like mad to subdue the nightmare known as covered by "curtain fire" and has once and again, kissed a man or sucked off a fellow soldier voluntarily while in the service. Has never been paid to suck cock, but is considering charging to settle bartop bills for drinks and booze. He is also a demented guy who thinks black hair is for sissies, and that the only way to dress is to dye one's hair blond. Hence the wig...(unfortunately his hair is all burned out due the war in Afghanistan, in which he accidentally coated Saline over his head but lived to tell the tale)


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I am sorry...
but this is...

not very pleasant
This is not how you do it.

YOU DO NOT DESTROY THE DREAM BASTARD
THERE IS NO ONE THAT HUGE DOING IMPROPER KIGURUMI
GO LOSE YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT.

NOOOOO THIS IS NOT SPARTA

Maria Holic is getting dropped by GG and BSS team

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME GG, I NEED YOUR SUBS, I NEED MARIA+HOLIC, WITHOUT WHICH I CAN DIE, MY BREATH SNUFFED OUT, MY CRITICAL LIFELINE CUT FROM THE SOURCE, MY BLOOD WOULD DRY AND CAKE, MY SOUL WILL LEAVE THE BODY, MY HEART WILL STOP, MY BRAIN WILL MELT, MY DICK WOULD FALL OFF IN DECAY, MY EYEBALLS WILL DROP OUT, MY BALLS WOULD EXPLODE IN DISSAPOINTMENT AND BEREAVEMENT.

THAT'S IT GG, YOU BEST BE JOKING, CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NIGGA AND I'M GONNA COME OVER AND CUT YOU.

I GUARANTEE IT.






You see Chaos Head teaches us subtle values, being Pedo in Japan is okay.

In fact, being pedo is perfectly normal.

FRANCESCA-TAN I AM GONNA RAPE YOU.




Real men don't listen to weeaboo shit like Japanese music, much less than Touhou remixes.
They listen to real music, like Jamiroquai, some old Whitney and Mariah ballads, Scatman's, Lushlife Project, Ninjatune, Jovonn, MaW Men at Work, India, and the likes.

YOU WEEABOOS STILL THINK THE JAPANESE PEOPLE LIKES YOUR WESTERN COMMUNITY? WELL NO LOL.

YOUR KIND IS DESPISED UPON, PISSED ON, HATED BY THE JAPANESE, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL YOU? "STUPID GAIJIN WANNABE WAPANESE FAGS" YEAH.

LEARN HOW TO APPRECIATE REAL MUSIC BITCHES, AND THEY BETTER NOT BE MAINSTREAM, YEAH, I KNOW YOU SECRETLY WANTED TO SEE RIHANNA'S CONCERT YOUR LACK OF BRAINCELLS DR. HOMOSEXUAL G. MC.FAGGOT. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE IF YOU DON'T SEE IT MY WAY. BETTER YET, SOMEONE RAPES YOUR CORPSE AS YOU UNDOUBTEDLY ROLL INSIDE A FIERY HELL AND I HOPE THE YAMA JUDGES YOU GUILTY AND SEND YOU TO ETERNAL DAMNATION.

DON'T WORRY, RIHANNA IS PROBABLY THERE TO.



This game is too bloody hard. I must say.


TOUHOU:

About Touhou

The Touhou Project is a series of 2D (with 3D background) vertically-scrolling danmaku shooting games made by Team Shanghai Alice, with two fighting game spinoffs co-produced with Tasogare Frontier. They are similar to regular shooting games, but focus more on weaving through complex patterns containing anywhere from dozens to hundreds of bullets. Every game in the Touhou series is set in the fantasy land of Gensokyo, and the series is known for its huge cast of characters, well-developed storylines, and related materials such as music CDs and fan-made comics.

The Eternal Damnation Known as Hellfire

Champion's choice! Desu~yo!



Seriously, what the hell is the wrong with me? Oh, I know, general Otaku disease.

For the first time ever I decided that I needed simply something to curb my hang for such a thing..I mean, what can I say? How far have I fallen?

I dunno, but here I am, resting my arm on her tits, I thought, ah what the hell, it is all worth that conversion of RM189.00, from Singapore dollars 76.00. This was the perfect awarding gift, never would I imagine spending money and taking this home but for a moment, I feel elated.

I have my fair share of Gundams, and of figurines, but really, those things just don't have much practical use. Frankly speaking? This may be the best thing I ever paid for when it comes to animu.

I got this Haro for a friend but someone told me I was ripped off. I can see why now that look at the shape, Haro here looks bent out of shape somehow.

Truth to be told I feel a pang of pain when purchasing this, it just yet again, didn't feel of much use. At least I am getting my money back.


I decide to write a review and recommendation for this title called Serenade of Justice Laboratory (which Serenade is actually our heroine's name [Akaseto Serenade?] I think. What can I say, I totally brought it because of the cover art and I must say, the story is well worth it.

It is stupidly stupid, harem, ecchi, action plus my favorite genre of Kamen Riders meet Super Sentai type of action, what can I expect more? TITS LOTS OF TITS. Oh yes, with half the sentai team expectly lead by women, you can expect that. So far, from book two onwards there is a white rider, female expectedly who is also a MAHOUSHOUJO that FIGHTS CRIME and DEFEATS DEMONS...wow...I dunno about you, but imagine successfully mashing up all the subgenres and getting results desired for the utter brainless funnies.

This is so much pure win I recommend you read it.




This guy, I have no idea who he is, but judging by how awesome his collection is, he is the seriously biggest loser of all time, yet somehow, I believe he could very well be our hero.

Do we pray for him? or do we pray at him?

God wonders what the next generation of men will be.