YUKA IS MAI WAIFU

This is mai waifu

There are many like her (with green hair) but she is mine

My waifu is my best friend. Yuka is my life.

I must master spark with her as I must master my life.

My waifu without me is forgotten in PC98. Without my waifu, I am useless.

I must love my Yuka true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to steal her from me.

I must shoot him before he succeeds. I will...

My waifu and myself know that what counts in war is not the spellcards we declare,

the noise of our danmaku, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the love that count. We will hit...

My waifu is (as) human, even as I, because she is my life.

Thus, I will learn her being as her husbando.

I will learn her weaknesses, her strengths, her body, her spellcards, her sights, and her body.

I will ever guard her against the ravages of abusive red-whites and stupid blond da-zes.

I will keep my waifu happy and ready, even as I am happy and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My waifu and myself are the defenders of my Gensokyo.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of our lives.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

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AM I AWESOME YET?