Maid cafe for a day~ a birthday

Spent a nice day at the maid cafe, would have been fantastic if there were more people and I apparently  missed a big event today >_< how sad!! It is my birthday dammit extend the event more... !! >___< |||

There were some cosplay and games thing looks like a big one too, or small, since I saw like... 6 cosplayers, one of those is a Miku from one of her music videos, I am guessing World is Mine, but I could be wrong.

Special shout out and thanks goes out the very nice butler Gin-san and Akiko-san who seems so tired yesterday, must have been hard work desu-ne getting all the attention since you are the only maid around. Hope I wasn't being too annoying with you two for talking about me me me me and my director-san (about that onsen trip thing)


I am glad to have celebrated my birthday there, always nice to come here and feel very welcome. I am trying to escape the Arab season as you can see where I am from and where I work... oh dear, trailing off again talking about myself ahhhhh >___<
Anyway, I promised to give you guys a proper review so don't worry I will and it will be in the next post. I eat too little, wished I could have eaten more as this makes the second time I ate Omu rice (the last time was just dessert with some friends) Special thanks goes out to the sauce art by Akiko-san, you were so patient with making up my plate! I don't wanna eat the dish because you spent so much effort on it~! orz|||

It is a pity Kurumi-san was not with us, I hope she enjoys her MTV event, say hi to her for me! (I really wanted to see her as ojousama again, but ehhh...) Thanks Gin-san for telling me, great service you and Akiko-san provide and let me tell you this, I recommend this to a lot of international audience, (if they share interest with me, and I really hope you guys advertise more.)

Anyway, I am heading back to Penang today, so Cassie hope to finally be able to see you there.

ahaha, I already have a membership card~ so yeah.

Riko-moe! - Imgur

 

Riko-moe! - Imgur

A collection of all my Riko-riko avatars~

I love her so much, my new waifu~

Starting today I suck cox

Starting today, I add this guy to my list of sites which to link from here. This picture of arnold says : YOUR ASS, BELONGS TO HIM.
Greenvirus is a good friend of mine and we both are on DA.

Recently

> Animepaper.net has been finally revamped to V6, after what seem like ages, although it takes ages to load a page now, you can still smell the somewhat smoking elitism that still floats around.

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> I decided that this anime season has been the best ever been. Not only is there the quatro-epic (as in epic x epic x epic x lulz) anime Arakawa Under The Bridge gets a season 2, and which is infinitely much more epic than season 1, the story is just amazing. I cannot for the count find an anime more robust than Arakawa, there are some close contenders for content this season tho.


(Forget K-On, that is so last season)
1. Ika Musume - a certain squid girl ends up on a beach, trying to be the fighting environmentalist x the ultimate Hitler-ish invader, she fails and gets recruited into a beachside restaurant and worked for what I can presume... for free, and getting molested and harassed by a crazy cute-dresses making, dressing, photographing loli only lesbian nutcase. YOU GONNA GET LOVED TENDERLY.


2. Ore no Imouto, although this show started rather weak, the what I can only presume to be the true protagonist - Kuroneko in the show is truly captivating as a character, mostly because I can relate to her so well. On another hand, Kirino is... well, to be fair, I can't think of a single reason why anyone would like her attitude, in episode 9 however, that was sorta awesome.


3. Iron Man - better off known as a cartoon with Japanese voice than anime, this is downright terrible fanfiction. However, it is the few quotients of manliness that was severely lacking in this season's anime. Thank god that Tony Stark builds his shit in his cave.


4. Toaru Majutsu Index: Again, Index is somewhat forgotten.


5. Yosuga no Sora - some girls are ok, but annoying, there however lies one inherent problem: you seem to be forever attached to your little sister. Despite the fact you have a motherly big boobed neighbor who raped you when you are a kid and loved you now. Funny how life works no?


6. World God Only Knows - I imagine this season is about the 4 girls, and when season 2 comes along (which I am sure it will), it will touch on Tenri's arc as well as the giant war behind the evil spirits thing... which frankly is a bit... odd, it doesn't need to be this complicated.


7. DEAR GOD BLEACH PLEASE END. KTHNXBAI

Dear Blog, I have decided to make a post.

I have been at work recently and frankly, life has been a hectic mess.

changing jobs was one thing but getting into one and staying is also not good especially when you are in a shift that doesn't quite make you come alive in the morning and when night comes you are alive as a donkey on crack.

Life has been many a changing tide of events that really was pretty bad to be said the least.

In the between, I have missed birthdays, events, and so many fun things I once knew in life to be a part of them which I so normally attend.

Frankly, I am pained by myself and the environment which I am thrusted upon.

With the way things are, I am sadly losing some important friends of mine, but then again, that is how life is I guess.


Meanwhile, I have stopped writing, and drawing, I am pretty saddened by this but I guess you can either take it or leave it.


Another thing: where to find me working? I am working at coffeebean so drop by for a cup of coffee at your nearest store... and maybe, the man of magic will do wonders for your day.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND

You don't wanna know what I did to your sting.


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Meanwhile what I am currently watching:

Asobi ni Iku Yo, basically what I think to be DEARS the abridged edition.

Ookami-san about this school which has a... mercenary division that takes missions and completes them but demands favors in return for the missions they do for their clientele. Rather interesting, if only for CAT KNUCKLES.

Sengoku Basara Season 2, basically like season 1 except with more awesome since the first episode just exploded with it. Expect manly MAN battles.

HSOTD, High School of The Dead is something like any of the gore spilling zombie movies of today, except the lameness of Romero doesn't quite apply when you apply Inazuma Sensei's lovely boob jiggling, papaya dual wielding lovely jubblies in all their glorious splendor. This is certainly one show to watch, however, dear god WATCH THE AT-X version. Censors in Japan are fucked up. WHAT AM I WATCHING HERE A BLACK SCREEN WITH SOUND EFFECTS?!

Something not entirely anime at all, and rather, lovely as a whole. If you liked Suicide and gore films like Tokyo Gore Police, you will like the dose of brain it injects into this contemporary culture of suicide inclination.

Madobe~

Recently gotten myself the 'makeshift' version of Windows 7 Madobe. which as you can guess, is a useless widget that has a Madobe (animated) (called Sora-tan) and sits on your taskbar. You have to click her to make her talk, which she will randomly spout the lines of different functions 'system errors', 'battery lows' and such stuff.

fun, and I noticed this Madobe has huge boobs.

<3 <3 <3

You know, it is really strange why aren't people WATCHING this more. The (female-directed) anime Kaichou wa Maid Sama is really tons of fun and it makes guys like me squeal like little girls. I am not normally the sort of guy who ends up doing that but this show is sorta awesome.

Favorite character is not Misaki though, she has too much showtime (of course the show is about her but....). Guessing it right, I really like Tencho-san, Satsuki who is the manager of Maid Latte, for someone who is 30 years old she is like a cute girl, and I like that to be real. (why do real life girls age... >_<)

I basically love her job more than anything, oh what joy it can be if something I were to have my own maid cafe.

On the other hand, there were plenty of dislikes for the show Angel Beats.

I don't think of it as 'oh hey it is Key Anime' it has to be good, but seriously, the animation is top notch and there is more music here than K-On, nevermind the sudden plot jumps, but this show is great to watch (despite having too many useless characters around).


Seriously, I like Yui chan a lot, there is something superbly annoyingly cute about her. a

HARD CORE

HARDUpdate! Desu!




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This is MOE MOE KYUN

 

I am feeling bored, entertain me.

Kagaku no Railgun is good show

If you are not watching it you dunno what you are missing.

HOORAH! BOOBS! SONGS! BEER! FAP!

3D Dream Club Xbox360 Dream C Club

「DREAM C CLUB」（ドリームクラブ） 対応機種 ：　Xbox 360 ジャンル　：　恋愛シミュレーション 発売予定 ：　2009年8月27日 価格　　　 ：　\7140（税込） 発売元　　：　D3PUBLISHER 開発元　　：　DReAM X CReATe / TAMSOFT / Sound ams


▼公式サイト
http://www.d3p.co.jp/dreamclub/

▼公式ブログ
http://d3-dreamclub-blog.blogspot.com/

▼XBOX LIVE MARKETPLACE
http://www.xbox.com/ja-JP/games/d/dreamclub

Delicious vocals and boobs.

Must HAVE

From 1 - 5 in my rating spot of vids.



DCC 「夢見るCagedBird」／亜麻音


ドリームクラブ 双葉理保 『絶対アイドル宣言』 Ver.B


ドリームクラブ 『Glory Days』 ナオ Ver.B


ドリームクラブ 初動画が発動！ 『恋・KOI☆week end!』





Yes, anime tities on an american console.
SUCK IT REPUBLICANS.

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100% Gay for Mariya-sama...

Well, the wait is no more, some kind soul has finally descended to answer us fans the great question that plagues the universe.

When is it that this new release will be translated? No, not that one, though it would be great if it is done now or sooner. Maria Holic Yaoi Homolust Rape doujin by Abgrund titled Holic Holic has released its sequel, with plenty of subjugation porn of Father-san from the 11th episode and 12th episode that mumbles a lot of analogy and is a Robert Langdon with lots of sexual fantasies person who has a crush (not knowing that she is a "he") on lovely Mariya-sama.


Expect SM, subjugation (by Mariya), BALLS ARE TOUCHING, even some action with Matsurika. Point of note? This release simply does not disappoint, it is hot, hot as delicious cum all over the front and back and simply drowning with sexual homolust that even the straightest man who survived the Boku no Pico fallout years ago would be turned gay without any refuge. Once read, you will be tempted to fondle that pretty boy in class... no doubt.

and Tsundere-Mode...if you are reading this....rejoice! Thumbs up to influencing your mother to watch this lol (the show, obviously not recommending you to share this rape doujin), next up it is your sister too.

Picture 2 is a page from translated edition of Book 1. If that is not enough to add to your pleasure, it is time for you to navigate away from this blog. Now... for those seeking it.

The cover and sample page for Book 2 already draws attention, with hinting that Mariya is gonna attempt some mischief, and that is not being a liar either, inside is pure mayhem as Father-san is tricked, fucked, played by Mariya until he becomes a personal slave.

Oh yes... DELICIOUS
Press here:

Book 1 for download (Mediafire)
Book 2 for download (Rapidshare)


On another note:
This release has been one that did not disappoint, if there is one thing I find disappointing is really the lack of Maria Holic hentai, I mean, there is Kanako and Matsurika, but there is that only ONE doujin

that is other than this gay rape fiesta, and it is not exactly satisfying either. Nonetheless, I really liked volume 2, so I even heard there will be volume 3. OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT.

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To add insult to injury, I have found myself lately to comment on how sexy men are, is it that I am simply bordering on the untouched and bended areas? Or am I just infatuated with great singers like Chemistry duo. Their latest track featuring Touko on the vocals in duet with their latest 12" single of [ A Place For Us ] is perhaps one of those songs that really showcase how the Japanese pop industry is really churning out some really good songs to finally add some degree of glory that is basically not Japanese rap, hip hop that sounded like they try to be black, and basically entirely all J Rock. Quality is to be expected but I found myself liking the video so much more. When singer was taking his shirt off in the rain, I was like... OOOOOH. Oh well...

MOE MAGIC~~LOVE LOVE MAGIC LOLI....WAIT WHAT?!

Moe Type Magician

Dosperado

Story:

Imagine a world where magic rules, dragons, magicians, magic schools and a Negima set up.

Now imagine a Yakuza ruled Japan where crime is only the pretention of the law as vice versa runs the street in grey area justice.

Now imagine the greatest "All the best cooks in the world are men" as "all the best magicians in the world are otakus"

Voila, instant madness.

Our story begins when self exiled Eiji returns to the land of magic, bearing a significant air of mystery about his own self exile and the legendary tale "Anyone who witnesses the magic of Eiji will be dead, or no sooner dead than anything else." He is mystifying, a large tattoo down his back signifies his roots in the Yakuza (magic wielding ones at that) that sit as the Flying Dragon Clan.

In place of this world, are Clans or Famiglia (as Al Pacino would call it) that runs the country of magic wielders and so on. Behind the pretty faces of a justice filled and order riding world, a sinister assassination of the current head of the Flying Dragon Clan opens up the curtains for mystery and intrigue as rumors fly and unrest spread across the land with the search for a new head of the family after the murder and pending accusations of who was behind it.

Eiji is back, and his legend brought him to the front of the daughter (the next inheritor of the magic throne) of the victim. He vows to protect her. Needless to say, the world of magic is as per RPG usual run with elements fire, wood, air, water. One such elementalist, a wind user approached with an attempt to assasinate the heir of the throne.

Eiji unleashes his magic...

And...

And...

Wait what?!

THAT IS AN UNKNOWN ELEMENT

AND WHY ARE YOU IN A GODDAMNED MEIDO UNIFORM

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TULIP MAGIC WAND

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

"Lollipop~~~~<3" Eiji yells, and the enemy explodes into pieces of debris...


The madness begins...

What is true power behind... the unknown element? What is it that makes the element so powerful?

"Moe... It is Moe."

Eiji looks at the girl and says... as a chapter begins to draw to an immediate climax with not so friendly to the eyes results.

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Verdict: 10/10

Sheer genius.

Imagine every crazy edition of manly moe such as once popular Moe Pain! featuring Chobits as a Hokuto no Ken type character with muscles bulging...or if you prefer, WiZ Garage's Cho Marisa and Yuka...

But milder, with normal looking guys, (actually pretty darn ugly most of them, and are somewhat akin to our social rejects) wielding magic not unlike our true otaku hentais today that are like Man-Faye and Manruhi Slutzumiya and the likes of Kilgamayan as Reisen with a beard. (or Aya). <--- not saying that you are a hentai but hell yeah you are wielding magic man... MOE MAGIC.

The element of Moe plays a very big part in this fiasco.

Apparently with the story itself, moe is the key element unfound in nature, it is the essence of life, and death, the universe, and everything, including the number 42. True element, as it seems, exists in the form of Moe.

Witness the sheer madness as our hero Eiji conquers his enemies with his MOE MAGIC (imagine Kilga going out in his Reisen cosplay beyond the bounds of a cosplay arena and shooting people by shouting out spellcard names and actually works)

However, that is only the surface... what contributes to the true power of moe?

What is true moe?

Read to find out... (note naked men included like the backcover.)


[Additional Notes]

On the back cover, the big bold letters read:

"Have you ever heard of this legend? If you keep your virginity until you are thirty years old, you will be able to use magic..."

(unfortunately for some of us, we are already disqualified it seems)

Seikon no Qwaser Manga

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Story

The story takes place on the grounds of St. Mihailov Academy, a Japanese Eastern Orthodox school, and draws heavily on religious references from the aforementioned religion. Here it follows the trials and hardship of two of its students, Oribe Mafuyu and Tomo Yamanobe, until the encounter with a mysterious, silver-haired, Russian boy named Alexander, or Sasha for short. This pits them and the whole school in an all-out war between the Church itself and the so-called "Adepts", a sect of individuals wielding powers linked to the elements of chemistry. Though based on the common magical girl concept shown in series such as Sailor Moon, the story diverges in depicting extreme acts of bloodshed, brutality and perversion, and also makes heavy use of fanservice.

One important and controversial theme of the series is that of the sacred substance known as Soma, which allows the Qwasers to draw upon their powers and wield their elements in battle. This is connected to the main goal of the Adepts, the Theotokos of Tsarytsin, an icon depicting the Virgin Mary breastfeeding an infant Jesus which, according to their belief, holds the secrets of the Sacred Mysteries, such as the Messiah's resurrection. Linked to this is the fact that the Soma is, in actuality, breast milk, and that the Qwasers have to replenish themselves by means of suckling it, a process which apparently derives pleasure and tires heavily those women who nurse them. ]

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source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seikon_No_Qwaser

http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5874

General Verdict: 8/10

Ecchi rating: 9/10 + fetishes etc. (expect Bondage and SM)

Verdict and Afterthoughts:

My initial impression was actually quite bad, being not a fan of the Christian faith, it drove me to tears when I realized what I have been missing. So... I purchased the chinese one released by Ten-Jin comics. It has a really HOT AMOUNT OF FETISH BREAST FEEDING, BREAST EXPOSURE, etc, while maintaining like all serious titles before (Mai-Hime) an intense and intriguing storyline as we witness battles between superior human beings known as the Qwaser. They are specialized trained weapons in the form of humans made by "Churches" apparently, and has a very unique ability t control a different element for each one, which makes this a power fest. So far, reading up till book 3, there showcases a Copper controller, Steel, Oxygen, Aluminium, Zinc, Iron, Roentgens-metal, Mercury in the battle. I was kept interested with the endless scientific battles themselves. For example, in book 2 or 3, we are shown that how you can decay steel at an accelerated rate under intense oxygen exposure, and similiarly, steel coated with a specific black rust is able to repel this effect. etc etc. Interesting battles and an intense storyline, kudos to the whole Romanov family idea which is really rare as a subject in comics and manga alike, brings special attention to what religions would have done if they had absolute power and how our weakly human protagonist strives against the odds to protect the one she cared for and the Icon fro falling into the wrong hands. _Bonus breast feeding fetish satisfied... ahhhhh.... also, expect slavery, tortures, ghastly gang rape, not hentai, but borderline, not for the weak hearted and under aged.

To add simply, this is worth your reading. Best read in chinese if you want and able to, since it is up till book 6 and the english scans are only on book 2.

A Job in Voicing! {Koe de Oshigoto.}

DAMN IT, I am so envious of anon...

Highly Recommended fap fap fap material

Koe de Oshigoto.



http://www.mangafox.com/manga/koe_de_oshigoto/v01/c001/

Kanna chan is like every normal high school student, she wants to have friends and certainly loves being around everyone. She is a little aloof but stays her feet on the ground for most of the time. She has an elder sister Yayoi who takes care of her who also runs a game company.

One day, on her birthday in fact, she found out that her sister wants her to work for her company. (she called it Internship training). She was asked to go to the company and when she did, she found out the work waiting for her is a job as an Voice Actor.

Worse still? Being a pure and innocent girl who doesn't even know the pleasure of porn, she has never witnessed anything that is sexually stimulating, or played for that matter except knowing that her sister does. She is asked to become a voice actor for an Ero Game!

She has but a period of months to learn the trade...

The trade is...how to sound erotically in the record room...with people watching! and RECORDING...and PEOPLE LATER BUYING THE GAME AND FAPPING TO YOUR VOICE!


Hilarity ensues after the first try: "P...P...P...USSY!" *red face* KYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

+++++++++

Verdict: 8/10

Simply funny, remember REC? This is like an expansion set, with hilarity, cute girls, and the funniest part? It actually is inspiring as we see Kanna chan struggles to come to term with her new job.

The funny training she does to learn the ropes, from playing her first eroge to learning how to say "Cum, dick, pussy, cock, fuck etc..." It is all so...unusual, for a girl to have to come out and act the voice...something she never did before.

We also get a glimpse of what voice acting in the eroge business and hentai business is like, the sense of professionalism that needs to be achieved as well as details on how the business is run.

While the next time you pick up an eroge, this manga may make you remember to give thanks to the lovely girls who dedicate themselves to such an embarassing task.

WOO HOO, go go Kanna-chan! say...C.O.C.K! <3

lol.

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This is but a shameless plug for the manga though, of course, not to say I don't like doing this every now and then.

Meanwhile, I like to share with you all some music I been listening to









Enjoy.

Terrible Terrible Terrible!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WOKE UP TODAY AND AGHRGGHAHHHH MY FACE WHAT HAPPENED TO IT OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK ZALGO!

There is nothing more daunting than waking up to not coffee but terrible images of your head...panic sets in, blood rushes your head and you dance around on one foot hoping to redeem whatever last remnant of hope left in your heart, but you can't because something inside is just begging to come out, bang you are dead and you roll on the floor mouth full of froth.

Panic attacks.

Having them is like losing your key when you are need to get out of the house, and a murderer is right behind you to add. Having them is like having a swim in the Caribbean and you have a leg would that is bleeding and a motherfucking great white is behind your ass.

I realized I misplaced my phone, my wallet and all into the washing machine until much later, how lame can you be? Good thing tho, the phone was off, and the machine washed every single fucking thing...the best bit? Someone must have been having a kind heart up above, because I wrapped my phone in its designated plastic pack a month back, and I removed it all the time. Yesterday however, I kept it on and threw my pants inside the washer cause I was drunk.

PHONE IS SAFE...my 50 dollar bills however, are wet as fuck.
Yeah, I panicked, because in my phone, an expensive one mind you is not to be messed with, the data is all important!!

I made backups, but I can't be all the more sure on panicking anyway.


Oh God, this is by far my favorite Mariya picture ever...I am sick. very sick indeed.

On another news, Maria+Holic, my current favorite anime has stopped airing...picture related obviously and that is not futa, it is in fact...very clearly so...a boy. You can read the details elsewhere or just go fuck yourself. Watch this for great justice.

Anyhow, with the end of the 12 episode season, I can't help but feel rather sad, the simple reason is just this, like it or not the series is very short. Mariya's sister, Shizu did not manage to play a role, Kanako was all about self convos, and it frankly turned a bit thin towards the end.

What I am turned on about however, is the premise that there will be a second season! Hooray for that, best thing about it? They will follow the manga! So, that being said, I enjoyed it all the same, Maria+Holic ranks out on top of 3rd place alongside selections like 1st place AIR and 2nd place Full Metal Panic (main, not Fumoffu). [This is compared with my general listing of anime I liked very much]

While traps are certainly worthy, Mariya Shidou introduced a very different archetype or rather, non-archetype character that I hope in the future I will be able to see more.

that...

and...

TORADORA SUCKS

NO FUCK NO DRAGONORBS

What the fuck have you done?

Are you satisfied now?

Yeah, I watched it, and by God, I have never raged as hard as I ever could... everything everything was HOLLY-FUCKING-WOOD. I realize this will become just as many as other skeptics and critics blogs on this fucking movie a rage fest, I just didn't believe it. Deep inside me I believe Toriyama would put a stop to this, or at least make the movie a bit like his ever loved classic.

Why I RAGED:

1. Let me see..."Namaste" I think that is okay...until Chow Yun Fatt decide to say it, and his Sifu is called Norris?! (The hell did this came from? I know he has a rival and he ain't an afro american in a yellow shaolin dud)

2. Fucking illogical... first he was like... kid with a gift, halfway through, without ever going all the explanation, he could FUCKING 10,000 BC RUN WITH A BACKPACK 5 TIMES HIS SIZE CHASING DOWN A FUTURISTIC SUPERBIKE AT THE SAME PACE! (the hell?) (not to mention he could move Ala Agent Smith fighting with Roshi first)

3. Set up, without going through the label wise, which in Toriyama's world a world where aliens, robots, werewolves, mankind all lived in peace...this world is a jumble juxtaposition of Post Apocalyptic with Minority Report futura standards...yet again, there are Indians, living in a village...next to what appears to be modern day university there is a house...made of chinese standards, and an old temple with Kung Fu students directly above a New York like place. HOO HAA. (Toriyama was good enough to balance that out, this movie did not even try)

4. The fuck what? Dark as shit fight scenes with aliens? Lack of characterization? Piccolo "LOL I AM A MEGALOMANIAC" and annoying as fuck wannabe be a redneck Yamcha? That all went to hell.

5. Kame-hame-HAH! Apparently it can be used to heal people now...and bring them back to life. (include cliche scene where Goku apparently spoke with grandpa..."no, it is not your time yet" (eerie voice echoes...) also...apparently Goku can fly now towards the end...shooting Kamehameha while bursting upwards with Piccolo ended in ONE SHOT.

6. What happened to the epic fight between him and the monsters? It could have been great, remember than Dragon? And that the cruel Dragonman who killed the villagers? Could have been done better...especially since the monsters were DARK AS SHIT I CAN'T SEE A THING OTHER THAN THEM GETTING THROWN INTO LAVA LOL.

7. The epic fight between Piccolo by Toriyama...it was the good fight, before all the other jazz-it-up enemies appeared... you name it, Freeza, Cell, Buu, Vegeta, etc...the power levels... IT IS BELOW 9000! It was ended so quickly, Piccolo spent more time circling the air while under Ma Fu Ba (hehehe...shitty name), rolling around and talking shit than actually fighting, and when he did...it was all ended. snap!
Piccolo was supposed to mean "Tiny" by the way in Italian I think...serves that right, pencil dick. All your powers....(holding down Gohan with PSYCHIC powers, CRASHING A HOUSE BY BALLING UP YOUR FIST, sent the fish flying by pulsing all waters out from a river, blew up an entire town with a small dose of power...) ALL THAT AND HE DIDN'T EVEN USE IN A REAL FIGHT TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE. ARE YOU SO EVIL YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED?!

8. Oh hi, large as hell APE MAN, good work...Gohan sure knowns the best things in the fabric business...IT CAN EXPAND MORE THAN THE HULK'S PANTS AND NOT GET TORN! See that scene? That is shit...he turned 40 times large and he went back, his clothes fit as snug as a motherfucker on a rollercoaster after 40 pints of Stella Artois! (by that, I mean the complete opposite)


I guess, that is about it.

So, in all honesty, if you spare one moment...allow me to take a deep breath.

This movie has wasted all my good hopes on Hollywood... SERIOUSLY, can't you guys do it like Watchmen did it? Batman? Maybe even Hulk (the remake)? I don't ask for much, there is just no justification for churning this horror out.

Congrats, Toriyama can't even justify your faggotry.

Final Verdict

THIS MOVIE IS THE GAYEST THING IN A GAY UNIVERSE EVER TO BE MADE SO GAYLY INCOMPREHENSIBLY GAY THAN THE GAYEST THING EVER TO BE GAY ABOUT.

like this...only worse.