Thursday, May 28, 2009

SHEER EPIC

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH CUMMING BUCKETFULLS OF HOT MORAY EELS

AND SHITTING ENTIRE EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS










SMOKING SANTA CLAUS IN THE CHIMNEY FILLED WITH HISPANIC WHORES
DRIED JELLYFISH FLOATING IN THE 6 MILLION US DOLLAR FERRARI
RIDING MONGOLIANS IN THE SNOW RIDING MONGOLIANS
CHINESE FUCKING FARMERS DOING THE CARAMELDANSEN NAKED
SWIMMING BADGERS WITH AMBULANCE ALERT LIGHTS STRAPPED TO THEIR BACKS IN THE AMAZON WHILE AN IPOD WIELDING NAKED SUPERMODEL WITH SIZE E BOOBS WALTZ DOWN THE RIVER ON A HAND MADE RAFT OOZING SPAGHETTI OUT OF HER VAGINAL ORIFICE PLAYING A BANJO ATTACHED TO A 1000 WATT SPEAKER BLASTING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WHILE TWO POLAR BEARS IN THE WRONG CLIMATE ARE FONDLING HER BOOBS AND SMOKING WEED!


none of that, can match the awesomeness of this shower this man is taking while "lalala" singing the CRUSADERS theme midway smoking weed.

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