Thursday, May 7, 2009

MOE MAGIC~~LOVE LOVE MAGIC LOLI....WAIT WHAT?!


Moe Type Magician

Dosperado






Story:


Imagine a world where magic rules, dragons, magicians, magic schools and a Negima set up.

Now imagine a Yakuza ruled Japan where crime is only the pretention of the law as vice versa runs the street in grey area justice.

Now imagine the greatest "All the best cooks in the world are men" as "all the best magicians in the world are otakus"

Voila, instant madness.

Our story begins when self exiled Eiji returns to the land of magic, bearing a significant air of mystery about his own self exile and the legendary tale "Anyone who witnesses the magic of Eiji will be dead, or no sooner dead than anything else." He is mystifying, a large tattoo down his back signifies his roots in the Yakuza (magic wielding ones at that) that sit as the Flying Dragon Clan.

In place of this world, are Clans or Famiglia (as Al Pacino would call it) that runs the country of magic wielders and so on. Behind the pretty faces of a justice filled and order riding world, a sinister assassination of the current head of the Flying Dragon Clan opens up the curtains for mystery and intrigue as rumors fly and unrest spread across the land with the search for a new head of the family after the murder and pending accusations of who was behind it.

Eiji is back, and his legend brought him to the front of the daughter (the next inheritor of the magic throne) of the victim. He vows to protect her. Needless to say, the world of magic is as per RPG usual run with elements fire, wood, air, water. One such elementalist, a wind user approached with an attempt to assasinate the heir of the throne.

Eiji unleashes his magic...

And...

And...

Wait what?!

THAT IS AN UNKNOWN ELEMENT

AND WHY ARE YOU IN A GODDAMNED MEIDO UNIFORM

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TULIP MAGIC WAND

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU


"Lollipop~~~~<3" Eiji yells, and the enemy explodes into pieces of debris...


The madness begins...

What is true power behind... the unknown element? What is it that makes the element so powerful?

"Moe... It is Moe."

Eiji looks at the girl and says... as a chapter begins to draw to an immediate climax with not so friendly to the eyes results.

__________


Verdict: 10/10

Sheer genius.


Imagine every crazy edition of manly moe such as once popular Moe Pain! featuring Chobits as a Hokuto no Ken type character with muscles bulging...or if you prefer, WiZ Garage's Cho Marisa and Yuka...

But milder, with normal looking guys, (actually pretty darn ugly most of them, and are somewhat akin to our social rejects) wielding magic not unlike our true otaku hentais today that are like Man-Faye and Manruhi Slutzumiya and the likes of Kilgamayan as Reisen with a beard. (or Aya). <--- not saying that you are a hentai but hell yeah you are wielding magic man... MOE MAGIC.

The element of Moe plays a very big part in this fiasco.

Apparently with the story itself, moe is the key element unfound in nature, it is the essence of life, and death, the universe, and everything, including the number 42. True element, as it seems, exists in the form of Moe.

Witness the sheer madness as our hero Eiji conquers his enemies with his MOE MAGIC (imagine Kilga going out in his Reisen cosplay beyond the bounds of a cosplay arena and shooting people by shouting out spellcard names and actually works)

However, that is only the surface... what contributes to the true power of moe?

What is true moe?

Read to find out... (note naked men included like the backcover.)


[Additional Notes]

On the back cover, the big bold letters read:

"Have you ever heard of this legend? If you keep your virginity until you are thirty years old, you will be able to use magic..."


(unfortunately for some of us, we are already disqualified it seems)

1 comment:

  1. Looks weird that manga... The actual plot mismatch with the design of characters so well that makes me laugh! XD

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