JUST LOOK AT IT
DON'T YOU WANT TO SIT YOUR ASSCHEEKS ON THOSE SEATS AND RUB IT ALL DAY LONG?
WELL I DO, ONE LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND I AM LIKE 'WOAH DUDE, CHECK THAT SHIT OUT, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS MADE OF LIKE ANTI TANK MATERIAL'
SHIT'S REAL
LUXURY IN AN ARMORED VEHICLE
FUCK YES, THIS IS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
http://conquestvehicles.com/knight-xv.html
THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN WITHSTAND 64MM ROUNDS, ARMOR PUNCHING PUNCHBAG WITH A METAL HUSK AND A 60 INCH LCD SCREEN AND WIDE ALL ROUND MEDIA ENTERTAINMENT WHILE YOU MOW DOWN LANE 65 AND HAND THE AMERICANS A PIECE OF DOUCHE SANDWICH. IT IS GREEN TOO, BIOETHANOL 6.8 LITER V10 SUPERCHARGED AT 2000RPM? FUCK YES, JUST THAT NUMBER MADE ME WET MY PANTS.
IT CAN RUN WITHOUT TIRES
IT CAN TAKE BULLETS FROM YOUR 'KOVS
IT CAN RAM INTO SHOPS FILLED WITH ANIME FIGURINES AND KILL ALL THE COSPLAYERS
IT CAN...OH WAIT
YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
FUCK YES
I WANT ONE.
ALSO... 4MILLION BUCKS.
A break after the Nuclear Fusion Dojo and it's straight into full caps fury? What the heck's wrong with ya? *reading the message was made unfunny not due to capital letters, but due to excessive use of degrading 'motherly' words*
ReplyDeleteAwww... sorry, it was just so awesome it had to be said.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason, this truck thing literally made me jizz in my pants due to how awesome it was.
I like to kill with it! XD
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