Monday, August 10, 2009

Look at the motherfucking motherfucker


JUST LOOK AT IT

DON'T YOU WANT TO SIT YOUR ASSCHEEKS ON THOSE SEATS AND RUB IT ALL DAY LONG?

WELL I DO, ONE LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND I AM LIKE 'WOAH DUDE, CHECK THAT SHIT OUT, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS MADE OF LIKE ANTI TANK MATERIAL'

SHIT'S REAL

LUXURY IN AN ARMORED VEHICLE

FUCK YES, THIS IS WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

http://conquestvehicles.com/knight-xv.html



THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN WITHSTAND 64MM ROUNDS, ARMOR PUNCHING PUNCHBAG WITH A METAL HUSK AND A 60 INCH LCD SCREEN AND WIDE ALL ROUND MEDIA ENTERTAINMENT WHILE YOU MOW DOWN LANE 65 AND HAND THE AMERICANS A PIECE OF DOUCHE SANDWICH. IT IS GREEN TOO, BIOETHANOL 6.8 LITER V10 SUPERCHARGED AT 2000RPM? FUCK YES, JUST THAT NUMBER MADE ME WET MY PANTS.

IT CAN RUN WITHOUT TIRES

IT CAN TAKE BULLETS FROM YOUR 'KOVS

IT CAN RAM INTO SHOPS FILLED WITH ANIME FIGURINES AND KILL ALL THE COSPLAYERS

IT CAN...OH WAIT

YOU GET WHAT I MEAN

FUCK YES

I WANT ONE.

ALSO... 4MILLION BUCKS.

3 comments:

  1. A break after the Nuclear Fusion Dojo and it's straight into full caps fury? What the heck's wrong with ya? *reading the message was made unfunny not due to capital letters, but due to excessive use of degrading 'motherly' words*

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  2. Awww... sorry, it was just so awesome it had to be said.
    There is a reason, this truck thing literally made me jizz in my pants due to how awesome it was.

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